unlimited list of rdj characters ♛ harry lockhart (kiss kiss bang bang, 2005)

unlimited list of rdj characters ♛ paul avery (zodiac, 2007)

‘okay, that came out wrong..’

am i the only one who’s a little turned on by this?

assorted tony stark quotes » the avengers
→ see also: im1 im2

the evolution of iron man

˪ iron man 1 (1-3), iron man 2 (3-6), the avengers (7-8)

Perry, I peed on it!

What? You peed on what?

I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, ID from that?

I’m sorry, you peed on..?

On the corpse! My question is-

No, my question. I get to go first. Why in perfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

I didn’t intend to! It’s not like I did it for kicks!